I’m sure by now you have heard that Christina Milian and The Dream have decided to end their 10-month marriage. The couple has not been seen together publically since the birth of their 5-month old daughter, Violet. In fact, The Dream denied any friction in their relationship until yesterday when his rep reportedly confirmed to Us Magazine that the couple is moving to dissolve their marriage.
"Terius 'The-Dream' Nash is saddened to announce that his marriage to Christina Milian was unsuccessful. The couple reached this decision in late 2009, but decided to keep the news private in efforts to protect their baby daughter Violet. They ask for consideration and respect for their family moving forward," his rep tells Us.This statement comes on the heels of the scandalous photographs that surfaced late yesterday afternoon of The Dream “vacationing” in the Caribbean with his personal assistant, Melissa Santiago.
Can we all agree that Christina Milian is a banger? Can we also agree that The Dream is a Monchhichi? So what in the Hezekiah Walker is goings on up in here!??!
I was raised to believe that by sacrificing looks for other compensating factors such as charm and personality you would get a higher return on your relationship investment. With this in mind, some of you may be asking yourself: where did Christina go wrong?
Here at Asha & Alphie, we believe there is much to learn from celeb-reality. Please allow us to offer you this important life lesson:
Concepts such as ‘looking beyond the surface’ and ‘dating down’ do not apply to the fine or the ridiculously rich and famous.
Why? Because money changes everything and extreme physical attraction will make the righteous reconsider!!!
If you are not fine and/or rich (read: ugly) you have to WOO your potential mate! You have to be nothing short of a charming and charismatic mother-father to catch the attention of the opposite sex cause you ain't much to look at. Don't mess around a have a lazy eye and a bad personality... oh you short!
In summary: rich people that are fat and/or ugly are not capable of committed love. They are too busy trying to make up for all of those years of rejection and humiliation (ex: Tiger Woods).
Stay Fierce!
Don't insult the Monchhichi! I just looked it up and it is adorable. And we all know the only time you can call a grown man adorable is if he is old enough to be your grandpa and looks like he was handsome as a young man. The Dream looks like a mix between the thing from Harry and the Hendersons and the Blob! CM should have known better!!
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